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Most news sites are covering an Asia-based creature known as "murder hornets" that have been spotted in the U.S. 'Invading' insects are almost always over-hyped and vaguely xenophobic. Remember Africanized Killer Bees?

Anyways, let us begin laughing in Texan, because we have an onslaught of deadly critters to actually contend with. And I'm sure any Australian reading this would laugh at us.

An important thing to remember is that animals only kill about 400 Americans a year. I hate to tell you this, but you're way more likely to die scrambling eggs than by an encounter with any of these guys.