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Chris Ford
Dancing Spider-Man and Spider-Baby Is Today’s WTF Moment
Why is Spider-Man dancing with a tiny, fat-headed, baby version of himself in the middle of the street?
Watch BaneCat Crush His Owner’s Will to Live
Sitting among the shattered remains of some unlucky tableware, BaneCat tells his owner, "Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first!"
These Photos of Elderly Superheroes Will Make You Sad
This gallery showing of comic book heroes places them in a retirement home and forgets about them.
Watch a Robot Band Play Music, Take First Step Toward World Domination
These robots can sure play their instruments fast.
Best TV Shows For Weekend Binging
It has been said recently, and on numerous occasions, that we are enjoying a new golden age of television. It's a point that's hard to argue with. Almost every network has had at least one show that knocked it out of the park.
Pee-wee Herman’s Bike Is for Sale on eBay
If you've got about $30,000 to waste, and a troubling desire to relive your childhood, then you may be interested in this eBay auction. Someone is selling the amazing bicycle from the classic 1985 movie 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.' Maybe now you can restore some childhood nostalgia that may have been tainted by Paul Reubens' adult-theater shenanigans.
New ‘Transformers’ Trailer Reminds You Just How Much You Really Hate the Transformers Movies
The new teaser trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' trailer is bad. "How bad is it?" the crowd asks in response. It's so bad, our eyes jumped out of our head and kicked us in the crotch for watching it.