'Progressive' Christmas Carols Are the Honest Holiday Songs

Carols are as much a part of Christmas as egg nog and ugly sweaters, but they're a little outdated, aren't they? Luckily, they've been updated to more accurately reflect the times and world we live in.

From mentioning gluten-free foods to removing "white" from 'White Christmas' to avoid any racist implications, these made-over classics are the (sort of) PC way to enjoy whatever holiday you celebrate in December.

~~Merry Christmas~~ ~~happy Hanukkah~~ ~~happy Kwanzaa~~ -- you know what, how about just happy holidays, everyone?