This Is the Most Hilariously Confusing Turboencabulator Video Ever
No matter how smart you think you are, you're going to feel dumb watching this.
This video from 2009 features an engineer from Rockwell International talking very scientifically, seriously and specifically about the development of something called a turboencabulator.
We're not even going to pretend to try and explain what's going on here, mostly because we have no idea ourselves what he's talking about. We haven't felt so lost since 9th grade algebra.
We'd love to spell out some of these words he throws out, but A) we don't know if they're real and B) we don't have the time to spellcheck them all if we did.
Hopefully, you are smart enough to pick up on the fact this video is fake and meant to lampoon all the obscure jargon engineers use.
It sounds like it was lifted from a Big Bang Theory script, except this may actually be funnier than anything Sheldon says.